i remember when france gave the uk one point last year
and then graham norton said:
we built a tunnel to your country
Plot twist: Greece and Romania win both and they perform a dubstep dracula drunk remix together
WE’RE AHEAD OF FRANCE
It’s not a case of will the UK win eurovision but a case of will they not come last.
why can’t the uk entry be crazy like the olympic opening
LETS JUST WHACK OUT THE INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION LIKE ITS NO BIG DEAL!!!!!!
‘how many references can we make about sweden in one minute?’ a song from eurovision
oh god here’s Britain
TAKE ME TO SWEDEN
Mama Mia, Ikea
but if greece wins
who pays for eurovision next year?????
that would be germany
NOT JEDWARD YES THANK FUCK