agroncriss:

i remember when france gave the uk one point last year

and then graham norton said:

we built a tunnel to your country

zarys:

Plot twist: Greece and Romania win both and they perform a dubstep dracula drunk remix together

WE’RE AHEAD OF FRANCE

sherlockian-of-asgard:

It’s not a case of will the UK win eurovision but a case of will they not come last.

junebirds:

tokuguro:

why can’t the uk entry be crazy like the olympic opening

OH AYE

LETS JUST WHACK OUT THE INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION LIKE ITS NO BIG DEAL!!!!!!

asgardian-telephone-sanitizer:

‘how many references can we make about sweden in one minute?’ a song from eurovision

powerofvoodoo:

oh god here’s Britain

TAKE ME TO SWEDEN

Mama Mia, Ikea

snowwantsyou:

kahterinepierce:

but if greece wins

who pays for eurovision next year?????

that would be germany

NOT JEDWARD YES THANK FUCK